Do you have any funny pet stories?

one time, my ex was getting ready to leave for work in the morning and couldnt find her keys to her car. we looked everywhere and couldnt find them. she ended up having to use my car for like a week. well, i make my chins these forts out of 12 pack pop boxes and while cleaning it one day, i found the keys in there. the chins stole the keys lol. and i dont know how many times i will be sitting on my bed when i see one of my chins run by with a backscratcher or something else in his mouth. its very funny. i dont know, maybe you had to be there lol